May 2012
42 posts
April 2012
26 posts
“Sometimes I get a little sad, and I feel like being alone. Then I talk to my cat about it, and he reminds me I’m James Franco. Then we dance.”
—James Franco (via trauben)
a haiku about going to school tomorrow:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
huerca zafada: THE NATURAL VEGANISM OF HUMAN BABIES →
desliz.tumblr.com
FACT: Babies will not kill and eat rabbits with their bare hands, even when they have a home turf advantage.
FACT: If you lock a baby and a cat and some strawberries in a box and shake it*, the baby will always choose to eat the strawberries first.
FACT: Babies only need to drink milk because…
im gonna go up on stage at an open mic and say
“the oldest person in the world doesnt smoke or drink, you know why?
NO!
PEER!
PRESSURE!”
then ill leave
a small water, hold the ice. hold it until it turns into water and put the water in the cup.
